Local Man Cures Centuries of Neurological Research Using Zero Knowledge

For decades, neurologists, psychiatrists, and therapists have struggled to understand and manage Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), pouring billions into research on neurotransmitter imbalances and executive function deficits. It turns out, they were all overthinking it.

Meet Chad Bronson (34), an internet user who successfully cured the complex, biologically based condition with a single, stunning realization: he simply needed "more discipline."

Bronson, who posted his breakthrough on social media while casually posing with his fingers plugging his ears (presumably to block out the "distraction" of medical consensus), lambasted the professional community for their collective failure.

"They look for chemicals and wiring issues," Bronson commented dismissively. "I looked within. It turns out I just needed to care more. If you stop reading those long, boring papers written by doctors, and start following your heart, the focus just appears."

The medical world is reportedly in disarray. Dr. Evelyn Reed, a leading ADHD researcher at the Institute of Cognitive Science, has already begun shredding twenty years of peer-reviewed data.

"We were so focused on the prefrontal cortex, the dopamine receptors... we never considered that the patient was simply lazy," a tearful Dr. Reed admitted. "

Mr. Bronson's powerful ignorance of the subject matter has apparently given him a unique, unfettered access to the cure. We, the experts, were too weighed down by facts."

Bronson’s next project is reportedly proving that the world is flat using only a strong personal belief and a photo taken with a cheap wide-angle lens. Specialists are advised to prepare to be wrong again.